Cat vs French Fry

[khriskin]

This popped up in my Facebook memory feed and I felt the need to inflict it on y'all... BECAUSE REASONS. *solemn nod*

Taft-cat still does this too. >.<;

May 6, 2016
Me: *noms lunch*
Dogs: Give us french fries or we PERISH!
Me: ...
Dogs: Srsly. Dying here.
Me: *gives dogs french fries*
Cat: GIVE ME THAT!
Me: ... You're kidding, right?
Cat: Nope, you gave it to the dogs so it MUST be for cats!
Me: ... *gives cat french fry*
Cat: *sniffs french fry* OMG WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SORCERY?!?!? *goes into backflipping batting chaos and flings the french fry across the room before bolting away*
Dogs: ...
Me: ...
Dogs: So we can eat that now, right?
Me: *headdesk*